Molly Mormon: A female member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (nicknamed Mormons) who is impossibly perfect. She bakes bread, sews all the clothes for her 14 children, keeps her home perfectly clean and beautiful, is cheerful, kind, patient, and always has the perfect scripture at hand for any given problem. Given to singing "Love at Home".
In other words -- you want to kill her.
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